I am mostly all about the ladies. So level with me, how big are we talking
here on the scale from "it's average" to "there is no way that thing is
fitting inside me"? My vagina is used to the vigorous but not massive
ministrations of lady parts or toys.
So my cervix is safe? Always good to know. What are you into? If I bang a
guy I want the full cock experience. You don't strike me as the "just
missionary" type though.
What do you include in the full cock experience? I'd hate to miss anything
out. And I'm not, I'm pretty much into everything. Well, most things. Ever
had sex with a siren in the water? That's an experience you don't want to
miss out on.
Oh, you want me to tell you exactly how? I was thinking about getting you
naked, pinning you against the wall in the shower before turning the jet on
then slowly rubbing your clit with my fingers. Maybe get down on my knees
to taste you, how's that sound?
Well, maybe you can take me out on your boat then.
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It did, three times. You can use that too if you want.
And I doubt you need hookers.
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That is a super tempting offer. I have not had dick in a while.
I don't NEED a boat either, but it's super fun to have one.
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Is there a number of days you have to go between dick? Or just not tempted?
Yeah, it is but I would much rather have a Boat.
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I am mostly all about the ladies. So level with me, how big are we talking here on the scale from "it's average" to "there is no way that thing is fitting inside me"? My vagina is used to the vigorous but not massive ministrations of lady parts or toys.
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Ha! There's no way I don't come out of that question without looking bad. Bigger than average? I've had no complaints.
I'd rather have sex with people who want me, not my money.
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So my cervix is safe? Always good to know. What are you into? If I bang a guy I want the full cock experience. You don't strike me as the "just missionary" type though.
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Your cervix is safe with me, don't worry.
What do you include in the full cock experience? I'd hate to miss anything out. And I'm not, I'm pretty much into everything. Well, most things. Ever had sex with a siren in the water? That's an experience you don't want to miss out on.
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No siren water sex before. And I hope you're talking about a pool because sex in the ocean is gross.
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Pool, hot tub, shower, bath... Why is it gross in the ocean?
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Okay, I accept your offer. Yes to sex in all of those places.
Because ocean water is full of gross stuff.
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You'll like the shower room in the hotel, it's very big.
Not all ocean water. You swim in it right? So, what's the big deal about doing other things in it.
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That does sound fun.
Alright, I might be willing to give it a try.
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At least seven settings, I've heard the jets can be very stimulating.
Somewhere warm at least? Tropical, clear waters and sandy beaches.
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I'm sure we can make use of the jets.
I can make it warm wherever we go.
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I'm sure we can, I like the idea of seeing how hard I can make you moan.
Can you? That is useful. It doesn't take too much out of you?
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How do you plan in doing that?
The weather is my bitch.
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Oh, you want me to tell you exactly how? I was thinking about getting you naked, pinning you against the wall in the shower before turning the jet on then slowly rubbing your clit with my fingers. Maybe get down on my knees to taste you, how's that sound?
Well, maybe you can take me out on your boat then.
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Mmm, that's a pretty good start.
I could pull it up to your dock to pick you up.